Bizarre eBay Auctions

Oh, I don't know, there are times when you just gotta do it. I found some links to some of the more unusual eBay auction items.

The first one - MicroDermabrasion Face Cloths - has such a sweet music track playing through it that I can't switch the danged thing off!

THE Original MicroDermabrasion CLOTH IS 12" x 12"

It is made of my trademarked DERMAL GRADE Miracle Fabric - The ONLY Time-Tested and Doctor-Approved Grade Of MicroFiber You Should Use On Your Skin.

The second one - the Remote Control Fart Machine apparently has a repertoire of 15 different sounds. We're all kids together here!

Finally, Kira is now a powerseller - her Painting by Breast series of paintings has put her into the powerseller league - well done Kira!