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Sunday, March 15, 2009

Whatever happened to snuggie blankets?

Have you even heard of snuggie blankets??

I must confess that I only found out about snuggies today - and they seem like quite a cool idea. ... er, make that warm idea. The basic design is a fleece blanket which has sleeves sewn into it - so that you can cover up on the couch and yet have your arms free (and cosy) to read a book, have a drink of beer.

They look like back-to-front dressing gowns :) - and certainly will keep you snug and warm without having to turn up the central heating on a cool day.

On the topic of blankets - I can't quite believe the variety available - for instance, there are John Deere themed fleece blankets for the tractor enthusiasts among you.

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

A step back to childhood

I had a couple of hours to spare recently and I took a quick walk down memory lane.

My father was a farmer - we had dairy cattle for a long time and it's a hard, demanding lifestyle. As kids, we weren't exactly encouraged to help out - but we did manage to sneak in and bring a gallon of milk to Mom for dinner or breakfast. I can remember clearly the hard work washing out all the dairy dishes and implements, the milking machines, the milk cans which were uplifted daily by the milk lorry. Even more spectacular was the day when dad got his first bulk milk cooler - second-hand from a cousin. He was as newfangled with it as it was possible to be.

I can remember the smell of the cleaning chemicals in the dairy as if it was yesterday. I can smell the cattle feed we gave in the winter, see the cattle licking the salt lick, drinking water, eating the sweet smelling hay and silage. Once you've heard the sound of the milking machines, you would recognise it anywhere.

I can remember Dad crouching alongside the cows, testing each quarter to make sure the cow didn't have mastitis - because that's one of the potential side-effects of using mechanical milking machines. If there was any trace of infection, the infected quarter wasn't milked - and I don't think the rest of the milk from that animal was included in the milk collection. The vet was called out and antibiotics administered to treat the cow - I vaguely remember a small tube of ointment which was applied locally to the infected teat.

Among the other sounds - the barking of the collie dogs as they helped bring in the herd at milking time; the sound of the chains rattling as Dad tied up each cow in her stall before milking started. I remember being quite frightened when the bull was among the cattle - I never felt quite so easy about tying him up - although generally there were no problems. I can still "hear" the milk lorry arriving to pick up the day's milk. Our milking machines were driven by a vacuum arrangement attached to a tractor drive - and the sound of Dad starting that up is still with me.

The cow shed is a noisy place. The cattle low, they seem to gossip to one another. Their feet made a distinctive noise on the concrete floor; you could hear them eating the hay and the cattle nuts; if they were wintered inside, you could hear the sound of them breathing. Cleaning out the byre was also a noisy affair with the dung being scraped into a collecting trough and then barrowed out to the dung heap. The hay was brought from the hayshed - and that had its own noise, too - rustling of the wind through the shed made its own light, whispering sound.

I didn't realise how very much I miss all of this - farming is a labour of love and I cherish the memory of those far off days.

Monday, March 09, 2009

Derek Gehl Announces his retirement from the Internet Marketing Center

Wow - I just got an email which said that Derek Gehl is retiring from the Internet Marketing Center - wow, that's stunning.

Yes you read it right... I, Derek Gehl, am retiring!

This is NOT a publicity stunt and in two months from now I promise I will NOT be announcing my un-retirement :-)

As of March 13th I will have stepped down as CEO of the Internet Marketing Center and handed over the reins to a team of incredible people!

.... Wow!

M

Friday, February 27, 2009

Rick Segel

I've been a fan of Rick Segel now for several years. For those of you who don't know him, he was a specialty retailer in Florida and then he started writing books and consulting for other retailers, some small, some large. He has a great following at trade show events where his retailing expertise provides the basis for his tutorials and discussions. I'd strongly recommend that retailers, shopkeepers, heck, anyone in business, take the time to visit his site and check out what's happening in the world of retail through his eyes.

Rick Segel runs a membership site called The Retailers Advantage where you get access to much information and discussion on the art of being profitable and successful in a very competitive marketplace.

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Today has been quite surreal

Today has been a day of extreme contrasts. It started well enough with the news that I have another contract for a web site, as well as a good online sale in my Scottish Gifts web site. There are a couple more web enquiries outstanding, so hopefully they will also come to fruition.

However, in some respects, the day went downhill from there. One of our friends came in to the shop for lunch and told us that her best friend had had an accident while entering the local bus. So our friend ended up arranging medical care, transport, etc instead of travelling to Glasgow for a nice day out. When she arrived at the coffee shop, she was white and drawn; it took a wee while for her to recover her composure.

Then later on, a group of four people arrived for coffees - and gave us the news that a regular customer had died in her sleep last weekend - and that the funeral had already taken place. We were numb, because the lady had lunched with us just a couple of days before her death.

The day was "topped off" by being told that another customer had died of mesothelioma almost a year ago. His widow said that there had been no indication of it until he had an accident and at that stage, there was no possibility of effective treatment.

We're going home shortly and are going to say silent prayers for the friends we have lost, the friends we still have - and for all the relatives and friends left behind.

M

Sunday, February 15, 2009

Frank Kern reminds me of .....

erm,... "Hey, Dude" - I finally figured it out. It's been bugging me for days.  I knew I would get it eventually, but today I finally worked out who it is that Internet Marketing Guru Frank Kern reminds me of - and that is ....
Donald Sutherland
... particularly in Kelly's Heroes
whew - now that I have made the connection, I can go and get on with something else, LOL

Margaret

Fresh Air - Spring Cleaning

After a cold, frosty spell of weather, today is the first day when I can say that it feels spring-like.  I opened our bedroom windows wide and felt the lovely fresh air flooding into the room.  It's great - just getting the room aired out - and it made me feel like doing more than whisk a duster around the furniture.  There isn't quite enough "drouth" - or drying wind - to get the curtains down and wash them, but there are corners which need refreshing and I'm just off to do that.

Vinegar for windows

A quick tip for cleaning windows - use

2 cups of water,
1/4 cup of white
distilled vinegar,
1/2 teaspoon of liquid soap or detergent in a spray bottle.

(The liquid soap is added to take away any residue from using a commercial window cleaning product - sometimes they linger on windows, leaving them streaky.)

That's all there is to it. (Make sure to label the
bottle and keep it out of the reach of children.)