"Are you quite sure this thing's safe?"
From William Shakespeare's play Romeo and Juliet, Act 3, Scene 1:
Mercutio is stabbed in a swordfight by Tybalt, Juliet's cousin:
Romeo: "Courage, man; the hurt cannot be much."
Mercutio: "No, 'tis not so deep as a well, nor so wide as a church-door; but 'tis enough, 'twill serve: ask for me to-morrow, and you shall find me a grave man."
As Sir Thomas More climbed a rickety scaffold where he would be executed, he said to his executioner:
I pray you, Mr. Lieutenant, see me safe up; and for my coming down, let me shift for myself.
Immediately after the signing of the United States Declaration of Independence, but before the wars that secured independence, Benjamin Franklin is known to have said the following in danger of being accused of high treason to his fellow, often fractious delegates:
We must all hang together or, assuredly, we shall all hang separately.
After her career had declined and she had started aging, actress Tallulah Bankhead would answer the question "Are you Tallulah Bankhead?" with
No, darling, I'm what's left of her.
Author and playwright Oscar Wilde was destitute and living in a cheap boarding house when he found himself on his deathbed. There are variations on what the sentence exactly was, but his reputed last words were
My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death; one or the other of us has got to go.
Perhaps one of the best examples of gallows humour in recent times is the conclusion to Monty Python's Life of Brian, in which a group of crucified criminals joyfully sings "Always look on the bright side of life".
